As most will know, the theme for this years street market is to be 'Silly Olympics'. Whilst thinking about this I was reminded that there was, back in the 1960s a famous and controversial television play, written as I remember by the late Nigel Kneale of 'Quatermass and The Pit' fame, The thought came to me that combining the themes of silliness and sex in terms of the street market could produce some interesting results.
We could have The Community Band performing a medly of rugby songs on a variety of specially adapted sex toys in the square, the Silverton Miss Whiplash contest in the little rec and Lesbian mud wrestling on the old Hall site, Meanwhile there would be gay leapfrogging in the big rec and a tarts international team would take on all comers in a marathon in The Millenium Hall. Those who like bigger partners could be accomodated at The Three Tuns (Three Tuns ?. geddit ?.) And I am sure that visiting Welsh teams would feel quite at home at The Lamb Inn. Exe Valley Breweries would of course, be providing a special beer for the occasion called 'Viagra Falls'.
Undoubtedly a good day would be had by all, especially when rounded off by naked Tug O War..
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