The other night Rod Furlong's chimney ctashed down into school road. Doubtless this will be pit down to an act of god.
God has a lot to answer for. If he is not blowing down unsuspecting pensioners chimneys, he is flooding out all and sunfry in low lying areas He is a menace to society. Its about time he was issued with an ASBO.
and as for some of his followers, if they are not telling you that you will go blind if you have impure thoughts, they are telling us that gays were responsible for Hurricane Katrina. Then you get the Muslim clerics who tell you that loose women cause earthquales and the catholic priests, who when they are not touching up little boys, sit in their little boxes giving themselves a quick hand job whilst Mrs O Grady tells him what the next door nieghbour did with her behind the potting shed.
Personally, I think the Devil might be a better bet. You might end up stoking the fires of hell but at least you can get in a bit of drinking and fornicating along the way, guilt free.
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